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Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Kill Your Television now! News Media, Talk Show, Television - Entertainment Schisms

Kill Your Television now! News Media, Talk Show, Television - Entertainment Schisms

It all starts in the head and ends in the head.

I saw a “news story” that talked a little how some people had skewed views on reality and the world. At the speed of mad laughter, I almost broke my neck. What better than News Media and Talk Shows to skew things. Parody and comedy shows don’t do any better than add fuel to the fire that soon may hopefully go boom. I guess if your going to get fucked in the head, might as well have a laugh as the end fucking continues, right?

There is a reason why the News calls their bullshit “stories.” A “story” doesn’t mean they have all the facts and they can spin, edit, cut, and paste into pseudo-journalistic oblivion. And, motherfuckers have been known to believe their bullshit too. Who in their right mind would support News at all if you really knew how they operated? Answer: No one other than those who intend to benefit. All perspectives can be considered “spin” including my own. The difference is your ability to discern if some motherfucker is attempting to pull a fast one on you by lying to you. Remember: “All News are liars.” Their agendas have nothing to do with giving you need-to-know information. It is about money and business. That’s it.

The News touts that, “People want to know.” Bullshit. There are plenty of us out here who do not want to know what bullshit the News is selling. The News is as Predatory as anything and anyone else.

Saying I just came up with: “Humanity is the Apex Predator in this world.”

Funny as I do believe humanities new buzz/provocation word if not favorite attack word is: “Predator”.

Humanity has always “preyed” upon itself. This age is no different. Competition is predatory. Survival is predatory. Life is predatory. When you strip away the bullshit details in how humanity dresses things up in ideological candy-coated Disney shit filled wrappers, the truth is quite clear. “Humanity has always been a predator and always will be a predator.” And, thanks to our Information Media we have found the ultimate digital tools to “prey upon each other until Digital Damnation cometh.”

And, since “all humans are predators” what really makes one predator any better or worse than any other? It’s crazy we can love and adore wild animals with killer instincts but when one human steps out of line it so fucking bad and people love to milk shit for all it’s worth.

Shit, it is like Virtual Roman audiences in Virtual Roman Digital theaters demanding informational death for the sake of death itself. We Judge ourselves, pass sentence on ourselves, and kill ourselves one viral trending herd poison every digital second of the day. Thumbs up!!! Woo-hoo!!! Repost!!!

The News  functions and acts as an “extension of Law Enforcement.” Not only do they act as a Policing power, they dredge up the past as if the past shouldn’t stay dead and gone. So, riddle me this, “When did the News ever become the Law?” “Who invested the News with the right to act as a Policing power, let alone aid and abed Law Enforcement?” Answer: No one. I guess when you have nothing better to do or talk about you scrape the bottom of the barrel until there is nothing left to scrape. If the News wants to talk about and act like Law Enforcement, why don’t they put their money where their mouth is and get out there and “walk the walk.” Sure, the News has a big mouth but, when it comes to action -ha, dead fucking silence.

Remember: News Media is Predatory. (Don’t be fooled.)

Remember: Policing Power is Predatory. (Don’t be fooled.)

Remember: Government Power is Predatory (Don’t be fooled.)

Remember: All Humans are Predatory (Don’t be fooled.)

Fuck all weather character people. If I want to know the fucking weather, I will look out my fucking front door. Other than the major weather associations that tell us if the weather is going to kill us or not, I don’t give a flying fuck about News Meteorologist. Meteorologists have infinite job security. No matter whether they get the weather right or not, they still have a job. Ha, and people give fortune tellers shit.

Talk shows -all talk shows- are bad. Even mine. If you know anything about P.T. Barnum, then you know how easy it is to sway the masses per-say. Although, there are those of us who have nothing to gain by injecting bullshit into the minds of millions. Like Barnum said, “A sucker is born every minute.” Look, the court of public digital opinion is a quick, cold, and as heartless as the computers we love so much.

Modern Comedy shows are not my idea of Comedy. They are more like people using a false title like a false front knowingly and intentionally attacking anyone and anything they can in hopes of a cheap laugh. All Comedy is Predatory. Does it work. Fuck yeah it works. Anyone who has read Barnum knows it works. In addition, since the mathematical average intellect of the general viewing audience is low, then getting a laugh is not impossible. Many excellent comics have said they the same thing. You don’t even have to be original with Comedy in this age. Just regurgitate what some former comic did, or, talk about common bullshit that pertains to everyone, imitate or make fun of your own or others stereotype. (Womp womp)

Have you ever watched how wickedly stupid all morning news shows are? Have you noticed how News went from reporting to: attacking, fabricating, defaming, distorting, laughing, misdirecting, preying?

If I had a cheap suit, some nifty graphics, a crack in the wall studio, and some bullshit video clips and sound bites, fuck, I’d call myself the news too. “Breaking Fucking News - this is the end of the world and here are some cute animal videos to watch while you die from mental anus cancer. Film at eleven!”

Sometimes I wonder what fucking planet they get these people from? I read how they really think that they are doing something important -News and Talk Shows that is. One minute they show you all nice positive shit, and then Boom! They hit you with some terribly cringe worthy ass goblin of a horror story. Finally, they end their broadcast by shoving some proverbial positive tear jerker right up your ass.

When it comes to Talk shows, imagine this: “People get paid to sit on their ass and talk about everything which essentially winds up being nothing!” How fucking American! But from what I know, it’s all around the world. God, it must be a fucking great gig: “Sit on your ass and get paid to talk about absolutely nothing.” Man, would I ever love to sit on my ass and get fucking paid. Dream come true right?

“Have a Good Day/Night Ladies and Gentlemen.”

You know, the news never ever reports anything that is important or usable to my life. I asked about thirty-plus other people and they said the same things. I asked about Talk Shows, Comedy Shows, and similar crap and people said basically the same thing. I asked them why they watch those shows. Less than half said that they never really thought about it. I guess that’s the point of television. To passively watch and not think. Wow, what a better time to get fucking programmed in the head!!! My dream come true!!!

I’m convinced that the only purpose of the News is to program and fuck with your head. No shit.

So why the holy fucking hell do we waste our time and lives watching copious amounts of Entertainment?

Are our lives so empty, boring, and meaningless that television and internet and whatever-the-fuck becomes so important that is our entire life? Apparently so. Unreality is now more important than the reality of our own lives. Entertainment has become more important than living. No wonder no one believes in anything.

On one show the shit-head host/hostess said, “If you don’t like it, don’t watch it or turn the channel.” But here’s the fucking deal you Moron, “Since a large majority of people are jacked in and brainwashed to your bullshit, I still have to deal with the fallout from your broadcasting idiocy.” That statement holds true across the board. Almost every outlet, major or minor, is somehow connected. At any given moment, depending on how the “herd” is being “brainwashed” and directed there is no telling what flash-points light up. It’s like one endless fifteen minutes of insanity in every media form and flavor you can think of.

Some people know News Media, and Talk Shows, and Internet bullshit is qualitatively bad, wrong for you, and fucked up. So, why the fuck does the same drudgery of endless anal mental oblivion injections continue? Is there some collective group at the top that intentionally and knowingly keeps fattening the mental cow of stupidity by allowing cookie cutter content on top of endless carbon copy material to keep festering in the world? It seems that way to me. Ok, ok, maybe imitation is flattery to infinity and beyond.

There came a point where I had to turn off the television, radio, computer -all of these unnecessary appendages that were seriously and mentally fucking me up -and people I know. In this age you can not meet or talk to someone not jacked into the net 24/7, or watching television, or some form of multimedia mental programming. I admit it has had an effect on my life that I can’t explain and has given me more problems than benefits or enjoyment.

Yes, even I get sucked into it more than I’d like to admit. Yes, like a fat cow eating grass, if a television appeared, I would stop grazing and start watching television forgetting I was chewing cud.

Who needs drugs or alcohol when some media outlet will fuck you up more than you would ever know?

When I think “News” generally I think that there is something important to know. That isn’t the case these days. It’s all someone else’s idea of what the general public should mentally suck on. Most morning News show are all out jokes with alcohol, music, and such non-sense garbage -shit, I could get more out of watching static on my screen. Makes me wonder who in the fuck is producing these shows? Blind, deaf, and dumb children who write the production on psychedelic paper with invisible ink?

Talk Shows -fuck, just shoot me already. You know, when some people speak, you can actually become a mute because you don’t want to sound as fucking moronic. I know about target audiences and all that nerdy statistical bullshit, but really motherfuckers?!? If there is an audience for televised bullshit on a stick, then I really am as fucked in the head as all of this shit made me. Gee, thanks entertainment and media.

Another thing, I hate “ALL” commercials period. Commercials make television not even worth watching. Same with radio, same with internet videos, same with all outlets. Why the fuck do I want to watch any show when I have to cut the time in half. A three minute video becomes a platforms for commercial fucking mental injection. A one-hour show becomes a thirty-minute joke. A thirty-minute show becomes a fifteen-minute joke. It’s just a waste of my fucking worthless, brainwashed, corn-fed life. During being entertained, I’m mentally fucked by drug commercials.

Commercials fuck me up. Drug commercials that tell me how I’m going to die from the cure. What male or female hygiene products I need. (They broadcast this shit at Dinner and Breakfast). What type of fucking vaginal or penis problem I need corrected. Whether I need a Lawyer because my vagina or my penis fell off or got hit by a semi-truck?!?! I wished they would find other ways to pay for their essentially worthless entertainment shit. At one time, I could watch television and vegetate. Now, I get fucked every time I fire up that fucking flat electrifying mind fucking device. Who needs drugs and alcohol? Thanks T.V., internet, and radio!!!

What’s worse than drug commercials? Mother fucking religious shows. OH MY FUCKING B-JESUS! A few times I had the masterful fucking idea to watch a few religious channels/shows/whatever. In one breath they are telling you how fucked up and evil you are. The next minute they hit you up for money, or to join their cult, or to buy some bullshit religious garbage. At one point -I fucking swear- I could feel my brains being sucked right through my eye balls and thought I was possessed! Then the motherfucker on the screen started chanting and reading “holy moly scripture” and fucking ghosts came out of my walls. Fucking religious motherfuckers are very hairy fucking scary. I mean give me a fucking break. Why the holy fucking Batman do I want someone to tell me how fucked up I am, then offer me free euphemisms and tickets to heaven? How the holy long hard fucking is it possible to legally brainwash people and call it religion?
Needless to say, I exorcised my television and threw that mind warping bitch into the permanent no-power mode -in other words off (for at least 15 minutes). Don’t get me entirely wrong as a few corn-fed religious fucks and a television have some purpose other than for what they are originally intended I guess.

Other shows: Law shows, Crime shows, Mystery shows, Science and Crime Shows -look shit is bad enough in reality without having to see it in story form on television. Who got the grand fucking idea that I want to watch Cops, Detectives, or a bunch of super nerdy computer dorks solving crime??? All of these kind of shows just need to die, get burned to a crisp, and returned to never again. I mean I see all kinds of crime on the news and in reality on a daily basis in my own fucked up part of the world. Who the fuck thinks I want to see that same shit on my television? Probably some white dumbass upper crust yuppie cracker.

So, why do we give a free pass to do shit in Entertainment, and then, in reality we consider it all bad. Just because someone does something and we call it a entertainment or a television show or movie -does that make it right??? Have the lines become so blurred that you get your sex, violence, and murder on television and it’s ok? Is it “so ok” that every form of sex, violence, and murder, and whatever is ok with you as long as it’s Entertainment alright?

If serial killers, criminals, or whatever called what they did “art” or “entertainment” should we give them a free pass? Why not? It all starts in the head and ends in the head. So, what’s the fucking deal?

Just because you see murder or crime on the News doesn’t differentiate the fact if you saw it on a television show or in a movie. Why? It all starts in the head and ends in the head. The idea. Think about it.

Don’t get me wrong as I guess it takes all kind of Hypocrisy to go around. With Entertainment, I suppose we get that free pass to be fucked up and entertain fucked up escapisms as long as we say, “It isn’t real.”

But, isn’t it? Someone has to do all of that stuff: sex, violence, and murder -in Entertainment. You can’t imitate some professions as you would get in trouble. So what gives with everything else?

Think about it. It all starts in the head and ends in the head.

Dream within a motherfucking dream, I guess, right?

Believe it or not, Entertainment of all kinds gives people all kinds of ideas. Entertainment programs and teaches as much if not more than any academic institution in the world.

Oh, and video games too -believe it. I don’t need a study to tell you how violent people get from playing them. I’ve had the wonderful privilege of seeing people turn evil from that shit. Video games and drugs share many of the same qualities: possessing you, making you loose sleep, forgetting to blink, etc.

Do people learn and get new ideas about sex, violence, murder, crime, etc. from Entertainment?

Answer: Yes, absolutely, without question, all motherfucking signs point to yes.

All entertainment makes me violent (joking) including: cute animal videos, bubble gum pop songs, shitty television shows produced by actors, News that acts like a predatory nitrous oxide O.D. club, and pay to view shit. Way, way to over-produced shows of any kind that feel like a clinical anal examination. Yep.

Anyways Ladies and Gentlemen, remember Entertainment -all Entertainment is bad for you.

(Flips the channels, while surfing the net, watching the News, playing a game, getting programmed)

(Haven’t blinked in strait 13 days -ooooo)

It all starts in the head and ends in the head.

The End

(Electric sparks flicker)

(Gong Sounds: Bum Bum Bum)

(Your Head rolls over and flops off the table down the rabbit hole)

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